The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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A bunch of idiots got drunk in the garden, woke up the monsters, and now they're responsible for their actions.
"Save me, I'm going to be swallowed!"
"Give me your hand!"
"It was a mistake!"
"Oh no! We need a brilliant idea!"
"I'm going to be crushed to death! Hurry up and do something!"

This “Great Garden Gnome Massacre” lawn ornament might be the greatest lawn ornament of all time.

  • Each of these are carefully uniquely made 
  • Handmade
  • A lovely gift for dwarf lovers.
  • Global shipping

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre makes a great and hilarious gift for the garden lover in your life. The terrifying T-Rex is a defender of humanity with a taste for gnomes, a funny take on the conventional garden gnome. It’s a fun addition to any landscaping, but looks great in your home, garden or office, too. 12-inches tall; Made of durable cast poly resin to withstand the elements.

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